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Is Sex a Cure?
I fell asleep a few hours ago wishing I had fallen asleep butt-ass-naked, sweaty and dozing in the remnants my lover and me left carelessly on the sheets.
I woke three hours later only to realize that if it had been my reality, not only would I still be asleep but I probably wouldn’t have heard my alarm go off, one hour from now.
So that leads me to my current thought…Is Sex a Cure?
It certainly seems to me that it could be…for a lot of things from insomnia to weightloss.
1- Can’t sleep? Have your lover, her lover or his lover rub you down from head to toe with hot oil then ‘fux the ish’ outta you! If this doesn’t put you to sleep… Something is wrong wit’cho ass! Call your physician immediately.
2- Need to lose 5-10 five pounds? Have a fux fest! Devote a minimum of 2 hours a day for 5 days to working that weight off! No less than 3 positions should be used and it helps if you crank the heat up. Sweat is not only a natural body coolant it’s also one of the body’s ways of detoxing; which helps with weightloss. (Note: in order for this to work you MUST eat in moderation. Sex should be the ONLY thing you’re over indulging in!)
3- Stressed? Is work, home, or life in general getting the best of you?
SEE #1
4- Your man or woman left you?
SEE #2
5- Is your brain foggy, thinking unclear, forgetful, irritable?
SEE #1 or #2 and if one doesn’t work try the other. If neither works call your physician.
If you know of any other symptoms that sex may be the cure for, please leave a comment and instructions below.
Always,
Sydni
